Alright, then. Where do you think I should start? Say you were stuck with some pretty serious restrictions on your actions, and you knew that if you got killed or taken off the project, they'd just find someone else to send in? And so you had to sit behind a desk and try to help a bunch of people in this situation infer the solutions to their problems? Maybe I'm not some poor innocent lamb, but I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting back here if I had as much of a choice in all this as you think I do.

[ She grimaces a little, as if in pain, then settles down from the admittedly small display of anger. ]

Look, we can hang out here and swap terrible things we've done all night if you want, I'm fine with that. My list isn't quite as long as yours, but I'll figure something out. But if you want something approaching help, here's my official offer that at any time we can get back to that instead.