You weren't. Just imagine how it was going for the people actually being threatened.

[Just saying.

Anyway, wiggles over there has decided it's having enough of being held, so Birkin will just. sit somewhere and put the damn thing in his lap because jesus, yes, he gets it, you're going to ruin all the clothing he has by the end of the week.]

I'm not too in the mood to yell at you over that, seeing as it's not like it's going to matter back home for much longer. If people find out here then that'll suck for me, but it's not like that matters since the damage has already been done.