OFFICE HOURS

[didntgetdadslooks]

Got something you want to say to your good friend The Professor's Assistant? Come on in, don't be shy! Her official hours are daylight hours - girl has to sleep? after all, probably - but if you knock on the door at night she'll generally answer. Please just make sure to leave the in-game date and time in the header of your toplevel!

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Comments

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ No idea - staying in here where The Professor and I can't see would be really hard for anyone. Can't even be leaving them for myself if I don't sleep. ]

Yeah. Inside a wrapper and ice in the back of a freezer... you know, if you guys would rather, I can hold onto it for you here. Just a thought.

[nothingcanstop]

[ What about someone on the cleaning staff? ]

...Would that be bad for you? I mean... Yeah, I'd really rather not start on a whole mutation process, but...the radioactive part... Shouldn't there be a way to dispose of it?

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ Maybe, cleaners are really intense guys tho. Hired

because

they clean bodies. ]

I mean... I don't know about getting rid of it, but I have some space in back where I could put it without anyone having to worry about it. Besides, apparently I'm the one with the most exposure to it.

[nothingcanstop]

[ Same people who clean up the messes we make?
Not murder-related? ]

...Yeah, but you don't want to keep shoving someone who's had radiation therapy into more radiation. If there's a safe place to put it--fine. Just...don't start locking yourself in with it in close quarters.

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ They're very good at cleaning. ]

I have a place, yeah. If nothing else I can just toss it down to the bottom of the ocean.

[nothingcanstop]

[ Do you know any of them personally?
From the other facility maybe? ]

...Eh, there's probably something about causing some damage to the seafloor or something but I'm not about to complain.

[ note: this opinion is not shared by ashley, please do not cause damage to the seafloor ]

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ I saw a couple of them in passing, but I never met any personally. ]

It shouldn't do much other than make a couple starfish upset?

[ or make an eridium-enhanced mutant crab or something but it's probably fine ]

[nothingcanstop]

[ She needs to think on the next question, then. She taps her pencil. ]

Well, that's fine then! Screw starfihurrk. [ Oh no. She turns away and covers her mouth. ] You caught me off-guard, disgusting creatures.

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ oh right, the fish thing that's absolutely been in della's writeup from week one- ]

Oh... sorry, guess I should uh. Watch my language.

[nothingcanstop]

[ ABSOLUTELY in her week one writeup, absolutely something we knew, from the start of this game, COMPLETELY!!! ]

No! No, it's fine! [ if there are any windows in angel's office she's just gonna NOT LOOK AT THOSE ] Just forgot to stay vigilant.

[ what do you think they ARE della, spies???? ]

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ There are not in fact any windows in here, she's good. ]

Right... wow, that has to be hard for you here.

[nothingcanstop]

It's far from ideal, I'll say that much.

[didntgetdadslooks]

Do you want, uh... I got one made for Nira, do you want a curtain or something for your room window?

[nothingcanstop]

It's fine. I fashioned one out of spare paper. [ ...because of course she did. ]

[didntgetdadslooks]

Alright, if you're sure. Just know if that ever isn't enough, you can come talk to me.

[nothingcanstop]

Yeah, yeah. That's what you're here for.

[ ...Oh, actually. ]

I took a look around the little...tiki bar myself, by the way. Found some interesting things there.

[didntgetdadslooks]

Oh? More interesting than the weird purple rock?

[nothingcanstop]

Premixed Appletini.

[didntgetdadslooks]

Oh.

[ Angel smiles a little. ]

I mean... I should hope the bar is well-stocked. I've been there a couple times.

[nothingcanstop]

I imagine so. You know all the facilities in this place, don't you?

[ Ah, here's the pencil. Is that where you got it? ]

[didntgetdadslooks]

Yup. Even the locked ones, but I obviously can't take you guys there.

[ Yep. Keycard lets me get anywhere. ]

[nothingcanstop]

Oh, yes. Of course. One of the rules.

[ So they're all already built? ]

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ Yeah, they just label the areas when they open them. ]

Yep, one of mine. "The Assistant will not allow the test subjects into any area not already designated active, or by inaction allow their access."

[ She does it in an impression of The Professor that is... well, let's just say you might be less able to place his accent. ]

[nothingcanstop]

[ Again, Della should have something else to say but she just narrows her eyes and tilts her head and. ]

...What...is that even supposed to...is that Danish, or Swedish, or Czechosloswedish, what?

[ della czech and slovakia have been two different countries for the last twenty years ]

[didntgetdadslooks]

It's The Professor! You know, his... Scandinavian-German kinda... accent?