OFFICE HOURS

[didntgetdadslooks]

Got something you want to say to your good friend The Professor's Assistant? Come on in, don't be shy! Her official hours are daylight hours - girl has to sleep? after all, probably - but if you knock on the door at night she'll generally answer. Please just make sure to leave the in-game date and time in the header of your toplevel!

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Comments

[thieviusraccoonus]

Feeling just a little left out, to be honest. [But if he sounds offended, it's really just a joke.]

Speaking of "random samples"... you've got quite a little collection in here.

[didntgetdadslooks]

Yeah!

[ She turns to look at the wall of Stuff. ]

It's all stuff The Professor got me. There's stuff from all over the world, it's really cool.

[thieviusraccoonus]

[He takes it all in, looking for items of hopefully more value than others... maybe anything potentially key shaped.]

Souvenirs from all over the world. Your professor must really know his destinations. I'm a bit of a world traveler myself. Love a good bit of treasure.

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ He might be a little out of luck there, unfortunately... not without a much closer look, anyway. ]

He does a lot of travelling. Or... at least he did, for a while. I don't think he gets out so much anymore.

[thieviusraccoonus]

[He'll get there, eventually.]

Shame. I just couldn't handle a life like that. Staying in one place, doing the same things all the time can feel awful.

[didntgetdadslooks]

Well, he sure found something to do, here.

[thieviusraccoonus]

...And that something would be...?

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ gestures. ]

Big multiversal experiments.

[thieviusraccoonus]

Guess everybody needs a hobby. But I would have preferred being asked before signing up for any experiments.

[didntgetdadslooks]

I'm going to bet you're not alone in that.

[thieviusraccoonus]

I'd take that bet and double it.

Might as well throw it out there: how about you give us an out? I'd make it worth the trouble.

[didntgetdadslooks]

[ She sighs. ]

It's... not that easy. But I can give you a little advice, if you want.

[thieviusraccoonus]

Fire away.

[didntgetdadslooks]

Pay attention to Rule Four.

[thieviusraccoonus]

Duly noted.

[Whatever it means, he'll take it to heart.]

I think I'll do that right now. It's been nice meeting you, Angel. [tip of his cap and he's on his way out.] Try not to be a stranger, huh?

[didntgetdadslooks]

I'll do my best.